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Monday, March 31, 2008

Walking to work the other day I saw this "meat is murder"-style poster:

we're all nazis

I hope they don't include Hitler in that, he was a vegetarian.

And in a similar vein, I discovered that I would be able to feed 11 cannibals, which makes me feel useful:

How many cannibals could your body feed?

Friday, March 28, 2008

Feeling ill

In recent weeks some stories have come out of Britain that have involved youth and me feel physically ill.

The first was a story about a mob of 2000 (estimated) drunks youths descending on a party and completely destroying the house. Tearing it to pieces while the owners and police stood by helpless.

The second was the story of the woman slipped date rape drugs and then gang raped in front her children. The offenders videoed the whole thing, her children can be heard in the background.

The third came through today. A 15year old is charged with kicking a 20 year old girl to death because "she dressed like a goth".

She begged them to stop, but was kicked and punched too and they were both left unconscious, with her injuries described as so bad it was difficult at first to tell what sex she was.
Maybe it's because I'm getting older, but these stories really effect me.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Life, or rather Death, very nearly imitates Art

Yes, I know that's a terrible post title.

Lucy Liu, actress and totally hot, has said that she would like to be cryogenically frozen after she dies.

Of course those who are a little bit more learned know that Lucy Liu will have her head preserved forever in a jar. (Her body will be replicated as love-bots too, so there's always hope).

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Get fucked Marc Ellis!

$12,000! That'll do for a start, next up: a kick in the nuts.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Just in case I had any free time (which I don't): The Adventures of Hadyn Green

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

OMG! This TV presenter is BATMAN!