[General] Conversations on the bus

<>Part of an actual conversation heard on the 23 bus to Houghton Bay between two kids of high school age.

First kid: …so when we were living in Australia and we said that we were moving to New Zealand all the other kids gave me shit, and when I moved here and the kids found out I was from Australia they gave me shit.

Second kid: Yeah, because you can always tell an Australian you just can’t tell him much.

First kid: [pause] What?

Second kid: Dude it’s not funny if I have to repeat it.

First kid: Nah, C’mon

Second kid: Ok. You can always tell an Australian you just can’t tell him much

First kid: [pause] Nah, still don’t get it

Second kid: Dude! You can always tell when someone is an Australian, you just can’t tell that person very much! See it’s not funny when I have to explain it!

First kid: Nah dude, it IS funny because I didn’t get it.