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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

[General] If you can't drive it, give it to me.

Last night (or it may have been the night before) there was an article on TV3 news about an Auckland business man who crashed his brand new car. Normally this wouldn’t be news except that recently some other rich idiot crashed their Lamborghini Murcielago rather spectacularly in a busy part of the city (see photo).

This time around the car was a brand new Ford GT (see awesome photo below). The driver said that he had to avoid another car but he also “was not prepared for the power of the car”. Here are the specs of the new Ford GT; note the DOHC, 4 valves per cylinder, supercharged V-8. What kind of a retard do you have to be to be not to realise that this might be a powerful car?

I imagine that this idiot just bought the car because it is fucking cool but didn’t take the time to try to learn to drive it properly. If Jeremy Clarkson can drive so can I. Idiot. Did you think it was just a more expensive version of a Holden? The best part about this is that you didn’t drive your VERY powerful new Ford GT into some children. I mean…by the way this is turning into an angry rant…the original Ford GT40 (upon which this new version is based) was the car built specifically to be better than the Ferraris!!!

By the way if looking at photos of rich idiots with their dream cars in ruins is your type of thing try Wrecked Exotics. And I’m sorry that there is no link to the actual story but it doesn’t seem to exist, if some one out there in the Hive Mind can find and leave in the comments then that would be awesome.

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