I have this sneaking suspicion that New World (yes, the supermarket) is saying something about my current physique. Every time I go there to get one of their award-winning steak and cheese pies (made with actual bits of steak!) they are "out" or "not doing them today". This causes me to turn around and get a healthy sandwich from the make-a-sandwich-bar thingy behind me.
I know what you're trying to tell me. Bastards!
And Then I Went To Turkey To Graft A Single Hair From My Arse To My Head
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