The Patriot (this is not about football)

This is about New Zealand.

(Please check the recent listings for the NFL posts)

We rock! We rock sooooooo much. Our summer may not have come during the holidays, but hoooweee when it did show up, man, do we know how to put on a nice day. And hot? Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

What else makes us special? We are second only to Finland at geography and I have a feeling that the Americans are cheating (they used be ranked in the 100’s). Have a go if you’re hard enough, but try not to drag our average down.

Just quickly, speaking of Americans, which world leader rocks the hardest, I think you know. Maybe he’s just reminding who his boss is?

And another reason NZ kicks ass? No one seems to be taking Don Brash to heart.

He’s grey. He’s emotionless (slimy snake-like smiles are not emotions). He comes complete with a wind-up key and pre-programmed with the failed social policies of yesteryear. Don Brash is: the AUTO-CRAT in Orewa II: Attack of the Clones

He probably shouldn’t have mentioned the adoption thing. Who are National’s policy advisors anyway? They made Bill English look like a chump and I’ve met him, he’s a nice bloke.

That’s the other thing about NZ, even the idiots are nice guys (except maybe those “un-PC Good Bastard” idiots down on the West Coast).

Well that’s enough. I don’t like to get too close to ranting.

Have a great day!