This is about New Zealand.
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We rock! We rock sooooooo much. Our summer may not have come during the holidays, but hoooweee when it did show up, man, do we know how to put on a nice day. And hot? Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
What else makes us special? We are second only to Finland at geography and I have a feeling that the Americans are cheating (they used be ranked in the 100’s). Have a go if you’re hard enough, but try not to drag our average down.
Just quickly, speaking of Americans, which world leader rocks the hardest, I think you know. Maybe he’s just reminding who his boss is?
He’s grey. He’s emotionless (slimy snake-like smiles are not emotions). He comes complete with a wind-up key and pre-programmed with the failed social policies of yesteryear. Don Brash is: the AUTO-CRAT in Orewa II: Attack of the Clones
He probably shouldn’t have mentioned the adoption thing. Who are National’s policy advisors anyway? They made Bill English look like a chump and I’ve met him, he’s a nice bloke.
That’s the other thing about NZ, even the idiots are nice guys (except maybe those “un-PC Good Bastard” idiots down on the West Coast).
Well that’s enough. I don’t like to get too close to ranting.
Have a great day!