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Friday, September 02, 2005

[General] Tech-wonders

We live in the golden age of technology. Every day new discoveries are being made that will improve ours lives.

Like the ability to grow breasts in a lab

Computers that alert lifeguards to save drowning children

Or a device that triggers an automatic orgasm (BTW this guy needs volunteers)

In other news, New Orleans has gone “Gotham” (to quote Dom). Looters are shooting at helicopters. Flooded streets filled with dead bodies, sharks and ‘gators. The lower States are without gas. 95% of oil production is locked down and a large number of oil rigs are MISSING. Fun times ahead.

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