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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

[General] F*cktards (without swearing)

Roll up, roll up.

If I meet any one who says:

  • That they work for IBM
  • That they are a “hacker” or have written a virus
  • That they love Microsoft XP’s Service Pack 2
  • That they think Don Brash has some good ideas
  • That they want to see some “real evidence” about global warming
  • That people who surf the net waste work time
  • The lies of a politician and claim that it’s the truth
I will punch them in the throat. A good throat punch is sometimes the best way to solve the world’s problems.

A throat punch says to someone that they needed to check their facts before speaking. That they wanted to maybe be a bit nicer to another person rather than just f*cking everyone off or over.

Speaking of Don Brash I heard some juicy gossip about him the other day which I shall in no way publish here. But if you really hate him I suggest call him Dan Brash instead. Somehow it’s really funny

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doesn't the whole global warming deniers include the guy who said "old mans beard must go!" You know, the guy who is, like, a famous scientist? Who said that lots of glaciers were getting bigger (except the organisation he said recorded the information said he was a retard)? Would you punch him in the throat?

ben.run said...

XPSP2?
The people needing punching are those who can't get it to work! Usually because they have 1 million pieces of crapware on their computer, then blame microsoft when it doesn't all work.

Ben.